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Deer 1, 'hunter' 0.







RavenBrother

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#2
It is hillarious :D I love the ending line..."that is why hunters bring a rifle and scope...to even out the odds" :D
 

Enoc

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#3
Very funny story, thanks for posting it. I lived on a ranch for a few years and wrestled a lot of animals. I would never try to wrestle a deer.
 

2upFZ1

XDm for life!
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#7
Christ I'm still laughing.

Despite the gash in my head and the several large knots where I had cleverly arrested the deer's momentum by bracing my head against various large rocks as it dragged me across the ground, I could still think clearly enough to recognize that there was a small chance that I shared some tiny amount of responsibility for the situation we were in.
 

plstu

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#8
Good one! Can't imagine roping one of those big White Tail Bucks of Maine! If anyone knows the comedian Ron White, imagine HIM telling this story!
Thanks Bob
 

VegasAR15

a cleansing of the wicked
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#12
LOL
The proper thing to do when a deer bites you is probably to freeze and draw back slowly. I tried screaming and shaking instead. My method was ineffective.
Every word of that was hilarious.