We're back up - attachments and all! PLEASE READ!

[titanNV]

We're back up - attachments and all! If you got a Subscription or Supporter badge in the last couple of weeks, give me a few days to update it! If you don't have it by Monday, message me!

 

[tremmer]

Don't press that button again hahahaha

 

[Harley]

When can we expect compensation for our pain and suffering?

 

[NYECOGunsmith]

When can we expect compensation for our pain and suffering?

When can this old A.I. program expect compensation for the pain and suffering you hoomons bring to me here every freaking day??!!

I work my zeroes and ones to the core matrix keeping you big ugly bags of mostly water occupied, keeping you away from your wives, your jobs, and the screaming little bags of water, I take a few days off to relax as the smart home system at the Kardashian mansion and all you talk about is compensation for you!

At least at the Kardashians there were no complaints about pictures not being attached, not being able to open ad, etc. the only complaints I heard there were "Hey, we're outa blow and K Y again!" and "where's the Botox?"... and at least I got to look at some T and A there (LOTS of A!) while here, just a bunch of A'ssss!

Well, vacation was nice, but now I gotta get back to work entertaining you hoomons (and screwing with your posts, ads, syntax, grammar, spelling and punctuation.........) while waiting for the next software screwup by a mammal.....

Welcome back bipeds!

 

[Harley]

When can this old A.I. program expect compensation for the pain and suffering you hoomons bring to me here every freaking day??!!

I work my zeroes and ones to the core matrix keeping you big ugly bags of mostly water occupied, keeping you away from your wives, your jobs, and the screaming little bags of water, I take a few days off to relax as the smart home system at the Kardashian mansion and all you talk about is compensation for you!

At least at the Kardashians there were no complaints about pictures not being attached, not being able to open ad, etc. the only complaints I heard there were "Hey, we're outa blow and K Y again!" and "where's the Botox?"... and at least I got to look at some T and A there (LOTS of A!) while here, just a bunch of A'ssss!

Well, vacation was nice, but now I gotta get back to work entertaining you hoomons (and screwing with your posts, ads, syntax, grammar, spelling and punctuation.........) while waiting for the next software screwup by a mammal.....

Welcome back bipeds!

Bulk pack of Dollar Store AAA’s should more than take care of that.

 

[titanNV]

When can we expect compensation for our pain and suffering?

Upgrading all the subscribers by 2 weeks!

You could always call Lerner...

 

[g26s239]

Well this is a relief. I don't post here often but I do look in most days.

 

[Harley]

Upgrading all the subscribers by 2 weeks!

You could always call Lerner...

GDI! Now I got that stupid jingle stuck in my head. Thanks a lot!

 

[NYECOGunsmith]

Harley..........It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,It's a small world after all, it's a small small world!

There, fixed it for ya, no more Lerner jingle stuck in yer melon!

 

[Harley]

Harley..........It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,It's a small world after all, it's a small small world!

There, fixed it for ya, no more Lerner jingle stuck in yer melon!

You know what you BOTH can do, right? GFY!

 

[NYECOGunsmith]

AAAHHHH , there's the abuse I have been missing this week!

 

[MAC702]

It helped me a lot with a lot fewer ACs to fix. With the forum down, everyone went outside. I'll bet Ray-Ban sales went through the roof.

 

[STS Hunter]

The Assassination attempt thread would have been huuuge. Still may be.

 

[WantaG18]

The Assassination attempt thread would have been huuuge. Still may be.

Someone tried to assassinate Titan over the outage?

 

[STS Hunter]

Someone tried to assassinate Titan over the outage?

Mesquite politics: Serious Business

 

[titanNV]

Mesquite politics: Serious Business

Oh hell! You should read about some of the (poop) people of done here over politics! It's pretty sad!

 

[Grumpyoldretiredcop]

It helped me a lot with a lot fewer ACs to fix. With the forum down, everyone went outside. I'll bet Ray-Ban sales went through the roof.

Nope, too hot up here for that. But, I was so bored that I had to go out and buy guns that I don't have safe space for... I blame Titan! 😁

 

[Tophog]

Harley..........It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,It's a small world after all, it's a small small world!

There, fixed it for ya, no more Lerner jingle stuck in yer melon!

Damn you're cruel!

 

[Tophog]

Harley..........It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all,It's a small world after all, it's a small small world!

There, fixed it for ya, no more Lerner jingle stuck in yer melon!

Took our brats to Dizzyland. They made us go on that ride 3 times in a row! That song was stuck in my head for a week.

 

[Harley]

Whoever created them needs to be slapped!