Yes, they are, but I am running out of the 2x4's I use to get his attention, and I've worn out 6 sets of brass knuckles on the beatings already!
On the positive side, I have a metric ton of kindling (busted up , splintered 2x4's yah know!) for sale, only $415 a pound, don't try to low ball me, I know what I've got, these have actually touched the noggin of da boss, and come with pictures and video of the moment they were used, and a gilt edged certificate of authenticity, signed by TitanNV (well, ok, signed by his 2 year old, Titan still can't write but the kid's penmanship and spelling are first class!) on genuine Wal Mart stationary, order now and get a second pound for free (just pay a separate fee of $500, plus shipping and handling, insurance, documentary fees, import duty tax (has to come from Mesquite, and that's a long haul!) order now, supplies are limited, due to Covid 19 and Biden and Kim Jung Il horning in on the market, beware of cheap, shoddy imitations!
Some assembly required, batteries not included, parts may be missing in some deliveries, learn to live with it, this ain't Amazon bubba!
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